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Cheeseburger Fried Rice

Cheeseburger Fried Rice

An improbable preparation that somehow manages to be immediately familiar and comforting, this cheeseburger fried rice is a little peek into all the fun going down at Agnes and Sherman in Houston, one of our Best New Restaurants of 2026.

Ingredients · Servings 2–4
  • ½ small white onion, finely chopped
  • 1 Tbsp. apple cider vinegar
  • 1 Tbsp. sugar
  • ½ tsp. Diamond Crystal or ¼ tsp. Morton kosher salt
  • ⅓ cup mayonnaise
  • ¼ cup ketchup
  • 1 tsp. soy sauce
  • 1 tsp. yellow mustard
  • ½ tsp. garlic powder
  • ½ tsp. paprika
  • 2 large eggs
  • Kosher salt, freshly ground pepper
  • 1 Tbsp. sesame seeds
  • 3 Tbsp. vegetable oil, divided
  • 8 oz. ground beef
  • 1 tsp. sugar
  • 2 Tbsp. soy sauce, divided
  • ½ small white onion, finely chopped
  • 2 cups chilled cooked short-grain white rice
  • 1 cup (packed) 1"-pieces iceberg lettuce
  • 2 slices American cheese
Method · 35 min
  1. Bring ½ small white onion, finely chopped, 1 Tbsp. apple cider vinegar, 1 Tbsp. sugar, ½ tsp. Diamond Crystal or ¼ tsp. Morton kosher salt, and 1 Tbsp. water to a simmer in a small saucepan over medium heat. Cook until onion is softened, about 1 minute. Scrape into a blender; add ⅓ cup mayonnaise, ¼ cup ketchup, 1 tsp. soy sauce, 1 tsp. yellow mustard, ½ tsp. garlic powder, and ½ tsp. paprika and blend until smooth. Transfer burger sauce to an airtight container; chill until ready to use. Do Ahead: Sauce can be made 4 days ahead. Keep chilled.
  2. Whisk 2 large eggs, a pinch of kosher salt, and a pinch of freshly ground pepper in a medium bowl to combine; set aside.
  3. Toast 1 Tbsp. sesame seeds in a medium nonstick or cast-iron skillet over low heat, stirring often, until golden, about 3 minutes; transfer to a plate.
  4. Heat 1 Tbsp. vegetable oil in same pan over medium-high. Add 8 oz. ground beef and press into a thin layer; season lightly with salt and pepper. Cook, undisturbed, until deeply browned underneath, 6–8 minutes. Add 1 tsp. sugar and 1 Tbsp. soy sauce and cook, stirring and breaking up, until meat is cooked through, about 1 minute. Transfer to another plate.
  5. Cook ½ small white onion, finely chopped, and remaining 2 Tbsp. vegetable oil in same pan, stirring often, until onion is translucent, about 1 minute. Pour in reserved egg mixture, swirling pan to coat. Cook, undisturbed, 5 seconds, then stir in a circular motion with a heatproof rubber spatula or wooden spoon until curds are just set, about 30 seconds more.
  6. Return beef to pan and add 2 cups chilled cooked short-grain white rice. Cook, stirring often, until rice is softened and heated through, about 5 minutes. Mix in 1 cup (packed) 1"-pieces iceberg lettuce and remaining 1 Tbsp. soy sauce; season with salt and pepper. Cook, stirring, until lettuce starts to wilt, about 30 seconds. Drizzle about 2 Tbsp. burger sauce over rice (save remaining sauce for another use). Arrange 2 slices American cheese on top in a single layer. Reduce heat to low, cover, and cook until cheese is melted, about 1 minute. (Or to recreate the restaurant presentation, spoon fried rice onto an ovenproof platter; top with sauce and cheese and broil until cheese is melted, up to 2 minutes.) Top with sesame seeds. Do Ahead: Ground beef can be cooked 2 days ahead. Transfer to an airtight container; cover and chill.

Chef’s Note: Add the lettuce to the fried rice moments before it comes off the heat so it’s barely wilted when served. If you add it too soon, it can turn slippery.

  • Sauce Step 1 Bring ½ small white onion, finely chopped, 1 Tbsp. apple cider vinegar, 1 Tbsp. sugar, ½ tsp. Diamond Crystal or ¼ tsp. Morton kosher salt, and 1 Tbsp. water to a simmer in a small saucepan over medium heat. Cook until onion is softened, about 1 minute. Scrape into a blender; add ⅓ cup mayonnaise, ¼ cup ketchup, 1 tsp. soy sauce, 1 tsp. yellow mustard, ½ tsp. garlic powder, and ½ tsp. paprika and blend until smooth. Transfer burger sauce to an airtight container; chill until ready to use. Do Ahead: Sauce can be made 4 days ahead. Keep chilled.

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